AN ODE TO SAMWELL
Of all the men who took the black
Only one was hail and hearty
He walked the wall and saved us all
His name was Samwell Tarly
Oh tarley sam, oh tarley sam
what would we do without
they say john's the man i say it's sam
you're as brave as you are stout
When first he came to castle black
His gut they did lamemt
but he studied hard and hit the books
with maester amon his time was spent
and then he killed a white like a total boss
with a blade of dragon glass
and made sweet love to gilly twice
so you can kindly kiss his ass
yes kiss his ass yes kiss his ass
a hero in his prime
he reads all day and fucks all night
and finds true kings in his spare time
Oh tarley sam, oh tarley sam
what would be do without
they say john's the man i say it's sam
you're as brave as you are stout
oh did i forget the then he killed
with a crossbow to the head
he said fuck off to the citadel
and now jorah mormont is not dead
so doubt him not he saved us all
the only one who had a plan
the kingdoms owe you grattitude
and i'm sorry about your fam
Oh tarley sam, oh tarley sam
what would be do without
they say john's the man i say it's sam
you're as brave as you are stout