AN ODE TO SAMWELL

 

Of all the men who took the black

Only one was hail and hearty

He walked the wall and saved us all

His name was Samwell Tarly

 

Oh tarley sam, oh tarley sam

what would we do without

they say john's the man i say it's sam

you're as brave as you are stout

 

When first he came to castle black

His gut they did lamemt

but he studied hard and hit the books

with maester amon his time was spent

 

and then he killed a white like a total boss

with a blade of dragon glass

and made sweet love to gilly twice

so you can kindly kiss his ass

 

yes kiss his ass yes kiss his ass

a hero in his prime

he reads all day and fucks all night

and finds true kings in his spare time

 

Oh tarley sam, oh tarley sam

what would be do without

they say john's the man i say it's sam

you're as brave as you are stout

 

oh did i forget the then he killed

with a crossbow to the head

he said fuck off to the citadel

and now jorah mormont is not dead

 

so doubt him not he saved us all

the only one who had a plan

the kingdoms owe you grattitude

and i'm sorry about your fam

 

Oh tarley sam, oh tarley sam

what would be do without

they say john's the man i say it's sam

you're as brave as you are stout